I just received my 2011 tax return back from the IRS. It puzzles me. They are questioning how many dependents I claimed.
I replied: 12 million illegal immigrants; 3 million crack heads; 42 million unemployed people on food stamps, 2 million people in over 243 prisons; Half of Mexico; and 535 persons in Congress and 1 useless President.
Evidently, this was not an acceptable answer.
I keep asking myself, who did I miss?
– Thanks for the submission D