Jul 272012
 
Dependents

I just received my 2011 tax return back from the IRS. It puzzles me. They are questioning how many dependents I claimed.

I replied: 12 million illegal immigrants; 3 million crack heads; 42 million unemployed people on food stamps, 2 million people in over 243 prisons; Half of Mexico; and 535 persons in Congress and 1 useless President.

Evidently, this was not an acceptable answer.

I keep asking myself, who did I miss?

– Thanks for the submission D

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